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aussie928
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Re: No Gr8Dad... [Re: Eric]
      #4984 - 12/02/04 01:18 PM

Sorry Melody luv.. I am trying to behave but My hell here comes the village idiot 3 days and half a brain short

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Bite on this. . . [Re: Eric]
      #5032 - 12/03/04 12:32 AM

What a pathetic waste of life you are, to bad your mother didn't consider abortion as an option!!!! (you are why some fight for pro-choice) My wife is currently a member and somtimes I check out what she is reading on this board. I have never posted before, but tonight I just couldn't sit still. You and "gr8dad" must have only gotten married for the sex and just somehow got stuck with having kids!!!! (now you seem to think the world owes you and anyone else with the proper equipment) You guys are so bitter, you remind me of my wife's ex, who is also a pathetic waste of life. You guys call yourselves men, but I can't really bring myself to believe that. I really feel sorry for your kids and your ex-wives, and if I was them, I would take everything you have. You're really lucky that they didn't make you one of those statistics you punks keep pasting onto your replies. As you can tell, I am a person who will tell you exactly how I feel. It really seems like you waste too much time studying this sh*t and not enough time with your kids!!!! Again, just like my wife's ex. I am more of a father to my stepchild than he is. Why are you guys so damn bitter? Did your ex do a Lorena Bobbit on you? If they did, you deserved it (you really shouldn't procreate anymore). Eric, I feel sorry for the next woman or man that you sucker into marrying your sorry a*s!!! Yes Eric, I really do think that you are probably gay now!!! Oh Eric, thank you for posting your pic at once, because now I know who to look for when I want to beat the sh*t out of some idiot!!! If I had your address. I would send you guys some nails, so the next time you feel persecuted, you could go find a cross and nail yourselves to it!!!

What does FIRM stand for anyway? I have my own ideas for a good name for you.

Foolish
Idiots
Recruiting
Morons

Fellowship of
Irresponsible
Rowdy
Mongrels

For
Insignificant
Repugnant
Males

Farting
In
Rythmic
Music

First
In
Redundant
Madness

Fondling
Irresistable
Robust
Midgets

Need anymore????

Sorry to any ladies that I have offended, but it just had to be done!!!! And, pats on the backs to all the real men here.


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Don't be sorry... [Re: tjonzen420]
      #5037 - 12/03/04 09:02 AM

I was ROFLMAO!!!! :grin:

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Love the names!!!! [Re: tjonzen420]
      #5075 - 12/04/04 01:08 AM

nm

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No, really, how do you feel? [Re: tjonzen420]
      #5076 - 12/04/04 02:35 AM

Usually, when one begins a rant, that at least have SOMETHING of substance, a critique of a post, a debatable point in an article, SOMETHING with which to work in your protrayal of the subject as less than accurate or wrong.

You, with surprising ease and not a little bit of poetic license, skipped that step all together. Rushing headlong into the fray, you insult, attack, make baseless claims, and generally verbally assail the subect/subjects.

Bravo and kudos to you sir, for your mastery of the english language surely surpasses that of your average public restroom wall writer.

Oh, and although some might see it as lowering myself to your level, or continuing a flame post, I simply consider it a departure from my normally goo nature. You, sir, are a fool, a moron, a charlitain(sp?), a mere speck of dust in the grand scheme of things. Have a nice day.

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Then you'll adore this.... [Re: Melody]
      #5091 - 12/04/04 09:59 AM

I snagged this back in 2000. It's a keeper.

That's it, O Ambassador Plenipotentiary of the State of Hebetude-

Your fustian, flagitious expostulations deserve this response:

You are an apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial, dasypygal,
excerebrose, facinorous, gnathonic, hircine, ithyphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, napiform, oligophrenial, papuliferous, quisquilian, rebarbative, saponaceous, thersitical, unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome,
xylocephalous, yirning zoophyte.

Or, more simply:

You are an impotent, conceited, obscene, hairy-buttocked, brainless, wicked, toadying, goatish, indecent, stable-smelling,hunchbacked,thick-lipped, stinking, turnip-shaped, feeble-minded, pimply, trashy, repellent, smarmy, foul-mouthed, greasy, gluttonous, loathsome, wooden-headed, whining, extremely low form of animal life....

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Re: Bite on this. . . [Re: tjonzen420]
      #5110 - 12/04/04 05:14 PM

Personally I thought it was a great post.. at least he didnt nail the women here using some sorry assed excuse of non verifiable sources ...he just said what he thinks. I for one would have some respect for Eric if he was just honest and said he is a selfish, cheap drunken wanger that didnt want to share his quid with his offspring.

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Re: No, really, how do you feel? [Re: gr8Dad]
      #5130 - 12/04/04 10:49 PM

Here I sit, alone and broken hearted, had to s**t, but only farted\ The S**thouse Poet
Sorry, just reliving my past a little. You know, the days when I would sit for hours writing on bathroom stalls.

Gr8dad, if I have assaulted and insulted you too much, I apologize. But think of the women here that you have assaulted. Lighten up. You got stuck with a bad apple and not all women are that way. Some are wonderful! My wife has gone through so much hell with her ex, it's really pathetic. My post was really aimed at the jerk here, Sir Eric The Drunk.

I do realize that the two of you are not in the same league.


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