yregna
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My brain was getting too full of good historical data and other relevant stuff, so I need a good purge of pop culture filth.
I figure its all staged and fake, but here are the basics I've learned:
1. Women cheat far more than men, but they are EXTREMELY upset if anyone finds out. They NEVER tell anyone. When the cameras are rolling, women are FAR MORE upset at being on camera, than they are about anything else when the confrontation takes place. They constantly say over and over, can we talk this out in private.
The men don't seem to care much about being on camera...
2. Men typically use the excuse " Hey bro, I'm letting you know she ain't worth marrying, see how she screws around " Which is like genius level excuse wise...
3. Lots of women try the left side of the street after being with a cheating man, only to find out lesbians cheat too...
4. Woman's most common excuse " You are never around..." This excuse is usually made towards the guy/girl who is off working to pay rent/mortgage/taxes and such so the cheater can stay home and screw around. Amazing Chutzpah !
5. Not too often a woman cheats with an older, uglier or poorer man. Guy's will cheat with ANYTHING. Sorry fellas, you know that is the truth. Visualize Hugh Grant with that nasty ho down in LA. It doesn't matter if you have Salmon Brioche and a fine wine at home, sometimes you just want a greasy cheeseburger and a chocolate shake (Coco Pun intended).
6. Cheating is really great sex 'cause there is no emotion involved. Emotion involved sex can also be really great.
7. There is a reason you hardly ever see females begging at the offramp, they have another way of keeping a roof over their head.
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javajunkiee
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That was actually amusing.
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yregna
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A lot of the trio's they bust are boyfriend with the girlfriend cheating. The guy is suspicious 'cause the girl is always busy, doesn't return calls, etc...
Simple solution, really...Any woman who doesn't call you, doesn't want to be with you. I mean really, how many women don't know how to use a phone ?
The show should leave off all the unmarried/unengaged couples. When I hit on a girl, and she says she has a boyfriend, I take that as she is interested in me...In fact, I take everything up to slapping my hands away as assent for further action...
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