O.k. you guys.. er.. um.. gals,
I gotta come clean on a couple of things. I am not much of a groomer. I have always (whether it is right or wrong, it's just my take) sorta perceived groomer guys as vain.
I do actually clean up pretty good though! ;) I still at the ripe old age of 42 (and after three children hee hee) wear the same size pants that I wore in high school.
I do enjoy cooking (I'm not Wolfgang Puck by any means) I just hate cleaning it all up. I don't have some vast archive of recipes or a wine cellar either. Most of what I do is that homework, you need what for your project that is due tomorrow that you have known about for two weeks, swap clothes from the washer to the dryer, sign agenda book, fold some of that mountain of forementioned laundry, diagnose dns error and and restore internet function, (after all these kids couldn't exist without their myspace)
mumble something unintelligable to myself about how I should have gone to the groc. store on saturday afternoon when I had the chance but instead sat down for a minute to read a chapter or two then woke up an hour or two later berating myself for having wasted that time, as I prepare instant everything and tell them I don't care if you like it or not, if you are hungry enough you will eat it. Also, if you don't like it tonite, I suggest you eat alot or it will be back on the menu for tomorrow or the next day!
Now, take these vitamins and get your little butt in the shower 'cause it is time for bed, I don't care what is on the disney channel you aren't watching it tonite, it will be on again tomorrow anyway, and besides, I bet you have already seen it twice and could recite the script to me. Allright baby girl I know daddy forgot the conditioner, but you are still taking a shower and since I am the one who has to brush your hair, don't worry about conditioner just get it clean!!!
Allright, I'm ok now, sorry about that, I got a little carried away. ;b
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"living, learning, from my creator. you gave me life now show me how to live" c. cornell
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