u r so sweet....OK, so....last year, his father offered to send me and my older son (not his) on a vacation and leave the baby (two at the time) home (remember this is an Iranian family). He said I could go anywhere in the world I wanted to....as tempting as that was...there was no way I was going to leave the little one....i talked to a neighbor (good friend) who said dont dare leave town without the baby and talk to a lawyer, your getting set up....
Well I wasn't ready to believe that, but I did talk to a lawyer, and she billed me...I wrote a check and (I get all the mail) instead of cashing it, she ran it thru automaticly like a debit. So when we got the statement my husband realized I had consulted a lawyer. It posted her name to the statement, like Law Offices of Lame-Ass. So my husband new and new who....
So a couple months later, things were not good so he agreed to stay with freinds or family for a couple months. But then he did nothing about it , was out all hours of the night, acting wierd, forcing s*x alot more than usual, and then started moving his stuff out...but wouldnt talk about it...without details, unless your interested, I think that attorney was involved, and no Im not paranoid....she called me - out of the blue - and said - hey your husband filed charges against you yesterday (how did she know....the court website here in san diego takes more than 24 hours to post new filings) - so after she told me to get into her office and give her a check for $5,000 so she could protect me, I was removed from my home in front of my kids two hours later.
We went ex-parte and the judge allowed me back in the home -that nite human fecal matter was thrown all over my garage and driveway.....gross! Since then my cars and home are constantly vandalized.
According to my husbands declarations, apparently I suffer from an mysterious mental illness he calls "borderline multiple personality disorder" and I beat, scratch, punch and kick him every weekend. I self mutilate in front of the children who I am going to steal and take to south east asia....no it gets better....Ive had 6 differnet psychiatrists and refuse to take my "phych meds" - OH, and I call him racial slurs I couldn't even have imagined like "camel-toe jockey and iranian sheep f**ker" (I especially like that one!) One thing is for sure, if any of this is true I must also suffer from complete memmory loss....ha ha ha
I am laughing so hard right now as I hope u r. What is especially delightful is his bio, Born in OK, lived in Tehran until age 8, but claims not to be Iranian, only "visited there as a child" for, what, 6 years? and I'M the flight risk!?!
His Bio-dad still lives there, bi-polar double doctorate in of all things phychiatry and pathology....but whats better is he owns 7 count them 7 guns, inlcuding an AR-15 assault rifle, and tested positive for cocaine use...leather chapin Harley rider with a pointy gotee and big ol chops (of course shaved and now wears Rodeo Drive shoes and an Omega watch to court even tho' he only makes $20k per year as a "plumber" - was an engineering manager when we were married clearing 6x that a year....any ho - I have photos of him going to Sturgis all tatted and leathered and a business Card that has a photo of him with devil horns that simply says "you have recieved the El Diablo death card"......poor 210 lb Iranian terrorist is afraid of surfer, distance runner 115 lb suburban CA girl me......my problem is my smart-alec (sp?) tough and my "superior vocabulary skills" which, in this case, means higher than 2nd grade, comparatively
Sorry - its friday nite, no water - my hair smells (I tried to wash it but using the neigbors hose - how trajic is that!!!!! And some guy tried to stick a "for sale sign in the landscaping I paid for, and I told him to show me a court order or get lost - he was really nice and said sounds great to me, less work on a friday nite when Id rather have a beer (if I had one I would have offered it to him) This is better than any sitcom on tonite - I will definitely keep you posted - and yes, send some rain, but only my back yard - my front yard is blooming like spring (as is my neighbors) thanks to the leak in my plumbing for the last month or so!!! Have a great weekend - Im going surfing! Ha!
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