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Re: vascillating

12/06/08 08:43 PM

UPI Mars Hill, ME

In the waning days of the Bush presidency, the oval office has been inundated with a myriad of executive pardon requests. These, including requests from representatives for Marion Jones, Mike Milken, Timothy McVeigh, and Al Quaida sympathizer John Walkee Lindh.

For the most part, the Bush presidency has taken a conservative approach to granting such clemency. However, on Saturday White House Press Secretary released to the public a statement that the President will be pardoning the father of E ric E ricson. E ric Arthur E ricson is described in White House background checks as an underachieving, parasitic founder of the failed Organization F IRM. The pardon was granted based on the high levels of narcotics found in the genetic sperm donation extracted from the maternal goat that sired the internet activist.

“The father had to be pardoned. Given the level of poison in the sperm, he could not have possibly known what he was doing,” White House Spokesman Aru Fireel stated to the press. “Moreover,’ Fireel continue,” the tests conclusively prove that E ricson is not really the Prince of Darkness and the horns and cloven feet are explained by his bovine ancestry.”

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vascillating	ske	12/06/08 08:26 PM
Re: vascillating	THandSofFP	12/06/08 08:35 PM
Re: vascillating	Maury	12/06/08 08:43 PM
Re: vascillating	THandSofFP	12/06/08 08:48 PM

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