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OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend...
      02/03/12 05:20 PM

Saw this on Facebook, thought it was HILARIOUS, but it might offend some Christians, so I am PRE warning you, its a JOKE:

Christianity- The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense...

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Why give a "senior" discount, they have had plenty of time to raise the money...

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* OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... gr8Dad 02/03/12 05:20 PM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... Gecko   02/04/12 12:34 PM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... gr8Dad   02/04/12 07:27 PM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... Gecko   02/04/12 09:18 PM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... gr8Dad   02/05/12 11:52 AM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... annieo   02/05/12 11:26 AM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... rocketgirl   02/03/12 11:03 PM
. * * Re: OT-Christians DON'T read, may offend... ssmom79   02/04/12 08:24 AM

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